The Hot Blonde and the Comb Over

Every night at Penn near the Track 11/12 escalator there is a gathering of Amtrak and NJ Transit workers. Gawkers really. Tonight was special as a hot blonde in FM boots stood looking at the escalator that was coming up from the track, and she couldn't figure how to get down to the track. The guys tried to explain, and one was especially kind to this poor soul and walked her to the other side of the corridor to the stairs down to the track. Wait 5 minutes. Guy with comb over goes thru the same moment of confusion. Standing there, looking at the escalator, glancing around to see if he was being punk'd. Oddly, none of the guys walked him across the way. He figured it out all by himself.